The Job Of The DJ

Many fans of freestyles are well aware that the DJ who plays the beats for the person with the microphone is providing a very important role. Without the proper beat, the rapper or freestyle battler will not sound as sharp as he otherwise would with a great instrumental bumping in the background. Most turntableists who learn how to DJ properly will be able to cut the beat in and out at the proper times for maximum emphasis on the rappers lines, giving them a bigger effect when rapped. If you'd like to learn how to DJ, you can find various sources online and pick up some new tricks from professionals in the field. Happy scratching!

Hip Hop Isn't Dead

For those of you that are sickened by today's standard of what passes as "quality rap music" and are missing the golden era of hip-hop, look no further. There is an awesome blog on the rise that documents and reports real hip-hop. Containing links and track listings to some of the greatest rap albums ever recorded, Hip Hop Isn't Dead is a one stop site that is sure to leave your hip-hop appetites satisfied.

Do yourself a favor and check it out. In addition to being reminded of the classic gems that our music genre has given us over the years, you are sure to find new classics that you've yet to hear. The site also includes incredibly detailed album reviews as as well as on point commentary throughout each post.

Eminem - Wake Up Show Freestyle (Feat. Planet Asia)

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Eminem - Wake Up Show Freestyle (Feat. Planet Asia)

Lyrics

When I do pop pills, I keep my tube socks filled
And pop the same shit that got Tupac killed
Spit game to these hoes like a soap opera episode
And punch a bitch in the nose 'til her whole face explodes
There's 3 things I hate: girls, women and bitches
I'm that vicious, to walk up and drop kick bitches
They call me Boogie Night, the stalker that walks awkward
Stick figure with a dick bigger than Mark Wahlberg
Coming through the airport sluggish, walking on crutches
And hit a fucking pregnant bitch in the stomach with luggage
It's like a dream I can't snap out
I black out, I'm back out
Looking for someone 'of' to beat the 'crap out'
I'm bringing you rap singers 2 middle fingers
To flip you off in French then translate it in English
Then I'ma vanish from the face of this planet
And come back speaking so much Spanish
Pun can't even understand it

Eminem - Wake Up Show Freestyle (Feat. The Notorious B.I.G.)

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Eminem - Wake Up Show Freestyle (Feat. The Notorious B.I.G.)

Lyrics

Broke the rubber, busted a nut up in your mother
So how you feel about having another little brother?
Nasty motherfucker, talking like a trucker
Snatch your bitch up out your track, smacked her up and fucked her
Always talk shit high, smoking chocolate Thai
So ya'll can die, just for walking by giving an awkward eye
I've lost my mother-fricking marbles
Smelling like a brewery, jeweling at the way your jewelry sparkles
Head full of charcoals, smoked out brain particles
Burning holes in clothes articles
A retarded fool since I started school
Burn the weed before I learned to read, disregarded rules
Skipped the classes to blaze the blunt ashes
Kissing front dashes and smashing up cars like stunt crashes
Hall passes for rest rooms, chewing mushrooms
Doing rush fumes in the lunch room, looking nervous
Liquor in my thermos, hung with hermits
That carry guns without permits
Staring at the bitch with firm tits
Jacking off aiming straight for both lips when my sperm spits

Eminem - Weed Lacer Freestyle

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Eminem - Weed Lacer Freestyle

Lyrics

Weed lacer, '97 burgundy Blazer
Wanted for burglary, had to ditch the Mercury Tracer
I'm on some loc ish,
Some fed up wit the being broke ish
I'm not to joke wit
Bitch, I don't sell crack, I smoke it
Having a coke fit and going through withdrawals daily
Shoot up with mescaline in front of my baby daughter Hailey
My brains dusted; I'm disgusted at all my habits
Too many aspirin tablets, empty medicine cabinets
Losing battles to wack rappers 'cause I'm always too blunted
Walkin' up in the cypher smokin', talkin' about, "Who want it?"
Thug and a crook; every drug in the book I've done it
My 9's at your brain, is that your chain? Run it
Crews die from an overdosage of excessive flavor
Aggressive nature got me stickin' you for your Progressive pager
Spectacular, battle rap manufacturer
Stole your mama's Acura, wrecked it and sold it back to her
Cruise in Nike jackets, escaped from psychiatrics
Told the nurse to save my bed for me
"I might be back Trick"
So barricade your entrance, put up some extra fences
A woman beater, wanted for repeated sex offenses
Chasing dips, take 'em on long vacation trips
Kid nappin' em' and trappin' em' in abusive relationships
Mess up your face and lips
Slit your stomach and watch your gut split
Gut you wit that razor that I use to shave my nuts with
Mama don't you cry, your son's too far gone
I'm so high, I don't even know what label I'm on
I'm messed up, I feel just like an over worked plumber
I'm sick of the crap, what's Jack Kevorkian's phone number?

Eminem - Kay Slay Love Me Freestyle

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Eminem - Kay Slay Love Me Freestyle

Lyrics

My music is soothing, but it's also been proven
That it can put you in the mood to jump out of your car while it's moving
You've been waiting on this moment
My sermon is like an omen, I'm servin', I'm Eric Sermon
I saw the window was open and I jumped through it
My shit, if you don't get pumped to it
I quit, here's my rhyme book, go 'head and thumb through it
And pick what you want from it, rummage or find something
You can use to jump someone and roll up bumping
I'm constantly copping over you, squatting
Shit has gotten to the point where I aint even writing no more
I'm just jottin', this is chicken scratch
Shit is sickening, I've been kicking ass, off bullshit throwaway rhymes
Pick a batch, I live for the love of rap, you crazy?
I've made beats for Jay-Z for free, page me
You need a beat, you Canibus then it's Dre's feec
You Kay Slay the fees waived
I stay beefing with J.D. 'til the day Dre 2-ways me
That it's okay to stop blazing him
Oops! I put it out, I apologize now, it's too late, G
It's on tape.. and the tape leaked!

Eminem - Freestyle W/ D12 In Basement

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Eminem - Freestyle W/ D12 In Basement

Lyrics

In my mind I'm a fighter, my heart's a lighter
My soul is the fluid, my flow sparks it right up
Arsenic writer, author with arthiritis
Carpal tunnel, Marshall-will-start-shit-itis
Hard headed and hot headed, bull headed and pig headed
Dick headed, a prick, a big headache, I'm sick
Quick witted for every lyric spitted
There are 6 critics who wait for me to slip with it
So quick, this dynamite stick, bury the wick
It's gonna explode any minute, some lunatic lit it
And it's not Nelly, do not tell me to stop yelling
When I stop selling, I'll quit, so stop dwelling
I'm not felling, you fuckers are not ready
'Cause I got jelly, like Beyonce's pot belly
This is destiny, yes money I'm off running
So get off of me, I'm not slowing or softening
No apologies!

Eminem - DJ Jazzy Jeff Verses

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Eminem - DJ Jazzy Jeff Verses

Lyrics

Hand me an eighth, beam me up and land me in space
I'ma sit on top of the world and spit on Brandy & Ma$e
I'm more than ill
Scarier than a white person trapped in a room with Lauryn Hill
Human horror film, but with a lot funnier plot
And people will fill me 'cause I'ma still be the mad rapper
Whether I got money or not
As long as I'm on pills and I got plenty of pot
Ill be in a canoe paddling, making fun of your yacht
But I would like an award
For the best rapper to get 1 mic in The Source
And a wardrobe I can afford
Otherwise I might just end up back striking at Ford
And you wonder what the hell I need more Vicodin for?
Everybody's pissing me off
Even the No Limit tank looks like a middle finger sideways
Flipping me off
No wonder I'm a grave danger to my health
Why else would I kill you and jump in the grave and bury myself?

Eminem - Brandy & Ma$e Diss

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Eminem - Brandy & Ma$e Diss

Lyrics

Hand me an eighth, beam me up and land me in space
I'ma sit on top of the world and spit on Brandy & Ma$e
I'm more than ill
Scarier than a white person trapped in a room with Lauryn Hill
Human horror film, but with a lot funnier plot
And people will fill me 'cause I'ma still be the mad rapper
Whether I got money or not
As long as I'm on pills and I got plenty of pot
Ill be in a canoe paddling, making fun of your yacht
But I would like an award
For the best rapper to get 1 mic in The Source
And a wardrobe I can afford
Otherwise I might just end up back striking at Ford
And you wonder what the hell I need more Vicodin for?
Everybody's pissing me off
Even the No Limit tank looks like a middle finger sideways
Flipping me off
No wonder I'm a grave danger to my health
Why else would I kill you and jump in the grave and bury myself?

Eminem - Phone Tap Freestyle

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Eminem - Phone Tap Freestyle

Lyrics

I'm ice grilling you, staring you down with a gremlin grin
I'm Eminem! You're a fag in a women's gym
I'm Slim, 'cause Shady is really a fake alias to save me with
In case I get chased by space aliens
A brainiac with a cranium pack
Filled with more uranium than a maniac Saudi Arabian
A highly combustible head
Spasmatic, strapped to a craftmatic adjustable bed
Layed up in the hospital in critical condition
I flatlined, jumped up and ran from the mortician
High speed, IV full of Thai weed
Looking Chinese with my knees stuck together like Siamese
Twins, joined at the groin like lesbians
Pins and needles, hypodermic needles and pins
I hope God forgives me for my sins
That probably all depends on if I keep on killing my girlfriends